there was once upon a time and long ago a girl called Mabel who had a mother called Mabel they wanted to have some soup for tea but that was pretty confusing so most people just called them Mabel and Mom being the mother Mabel and Mabel being the other Mabel is that clear? no? too bad cut we’ve got a story to do so we’re moving on now Mabel and Mom were happy as happiness goes but they were poor so ever so much very much poor that they sometimes had very little to eat luckily Mom had a very special skill making collectible figurines she made civil war chess sets dolls of popular personalities of the day and those cute this is my seventh story on the list big eyed babies who make you go aww so it was that one day through the woods to try and some of her Mom’s figurines at the market a little fairy appeared in front of her she was called Mary when a strange old lady jumped out at her from behind a tree and said howdy she was so surprised that she dropped the box of figurines all of which shattered into four thousand and sixty six pieces on the ground oh sorry about that said the old lady didn’t mean to scare you oh no said Mabel Oh no!” said Mabel. all of the collectible figurines my Mom made have broken not all of them this one is still intact the old lady picked up the one unbroken figurine looked at its big eyes went aww and said tell you what just so that there’s no hard feelings I’ll buy this one from right now that’s nice of you but it won’t be enough we won’t be able to buy food with $4.99 plus taxes hum I see what you mean how about this instead of money I’ll trade you something very useful lemme see what have I got that will be ah I know and from a surprising deep pocket in her coat the old lady pulled out a food processor the land was very flat but not just any food processor she said it’s a magic food processor and it makes the most delicious food in the whole wide world Yummy Happy Good Time soup Yummy Happy Good time soup? that’s right here lemme show yak here the old lady took out a bowl from the same pocket and put it under the dispenser of the food processor and said yummy happy good time soup keep on cooking till you’re pooped and just like that the little gears inside the food processor started turning and out from the dispenser poured thick creamy soup the best Mabel had ever tasted it kept on pouring out until the old lady said yummy happy time soup one more bite and my tummy will droop now Mom and I will have plenty of food forever and ever thank you so much miss sorry what was your name? oh shucks I’m just a crazy old witch who lives in the woods but you can call me Mabel It was the middle of the story now