Horrible, Hideous, Hiding HoodH

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    Today, I would like to reveal
    How my brother became someone’s meal.
    As I cry, I still remember
    My brother’s shriek and sombre.

    A girl with a big red cloak
    Was part of the nasty town’s folk!
    With her mighty gang,
    she plots her fireworks. Big and Bang!

    She stepped on my foot
    And tripped me over a gigantic root
    She called me nasty names
    And played with me gruesome games!

    She destroyed our food!
    She tore my sister’s tail and chewed!
    She demolished our little burrow!
    And stuffed it with dirty chunks of snow!

    We told her to stop,
    From bottom to the top.
    She just gave me a dirty smirk
    and called me a little wolf jerk!

    We though that’s enough!
    Now is the time we act tough
    Me and my brother had a great plan!
    We told our siblings and that’s how it began:

    “Get the costume!”
    “Get the broom!”
    “Spray the shower!”
    “And clean the tower!”

    “Sweep the footprints”
    “Rub away the hints”
    We don’t wanna fail
    or else it will turn into a ‘unpredicted’ tale

    Shoo the grandma out of her house!
    And make sure there is not any spouse
    You ! Dress up as a beast.
    And make sure that girl is seized!

    Shhh! There she comes!
    Now lay out all the plums.
    Get ready brother wolf Jose,
    To scare the little brat away.

    Jose rapidly went inside,
    while we hid outside.
    The nasty little girl met her grandma( fake!)
    as we kept our ears and eyes awake

    First, we heard a sweet little voice
    which we knew it wasn’t her choice
    Next, came a deep grumpy growl
    and the girl’s small scared scowl

    At that moment, we heard a loud gunfire
    but it wasn’t like a lyre
    We all were terribly scared,
    as our beady eyes glared

    As she came out in the wood
    we saw her new little hood
    She grinned and said” Please note
    my new wolfy coat!”

    This is the tale
    of how we failed
    This is little Red Riding Hood
    and how we became her food!

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