One time there was this annoying punk girl everybody called her little red brat hood. She had a sick grandma and so she was going down the road when a family of wolves jumped out and scared her so she shot one with a bazooka and ran away. So the wolves devised a plan to kill her.Because when little red brat hood shot the wolf she dropped her Bazooka the wolf picked it up. so they devised the plan that when Little Red brat Hood came back they would shoot her with it.so she went to her grandmas and gave her a flower and she was on her way.
So when she came back the wolves were ready…Boom the bazooka shot off like a rocket but she juked it.Then while the wolf was reloading she whipped out her pistol bop bop bop she nailed all but one.Then the wolf hoped on top of her and said i’m gonna eat you.boom it just happens that the fisherman had a pistol with him and he was done fishing so the wolf got shot and died and it was stupidly ever after.Brennan- The wolves were then made cyborgs and devised a plan that uses a time beam to make time stop around Little Red Brat Hood to kill her. The plan worked and Little Red Brat Hood lives unhappily ever after, while everybody else on the planet lives happily ever after.But then suddenly little red brat hood turned into a monkey and out of nowhere the little brat monkey hood took a banana and shaped it like a cyborg destroyer and then the cyborg wolves died, but yesterday the cyborg wolves made a deal with the Evil Enchantress who hates the little brat monkey hood most of all. She offered to bring the wolves back from the dead if they destroy little red monkey hood.
So she got cracked across the world boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.In the end the evil enchantress got shot with a block 9 and that is the end of the story.

Epilogue- the evil enchantress when she got cracked also got the wind knocked out of hur so she ended up in haling alien super strength potion and was raised from the dead then she looked across the world far and wide till she found her bum bum bum but lil brat hood said calm down don’t pull out the 9 but she did pull out the nine then bam bam bam lil brat got shot but at the last moment she pulled out a uno reverse card so the enchantress died forever yay hooray!!!!!!!!!!

Post epilogue;The evil enchantress went to the grave and Hades said she would never come back to the living world so the evil enchantress blasted magic at hades but hades pulled out a uno reverse card and the evil enchantress was out of uno reverse cards so she couldn’t pull one out and that’s the end of the story or not …

Read Book Two of the series; The Phantom of the Slaughter House

Little red riding hood said “Oh grandma, what big teeth you have” and “Oh grandma, what big ears you have” and “Oh grandma, what big nose you have”. The grandma said “this is why you’re my least favorite grandchild”