Humor

  • Alice and the Needle

    Threading the needle with greatest of care, the cloth caught a gust and kicked into the air. Alice was red, she had tried fifteen times. Her thumb sprouted blood on a canvas of white. No matter, no matter, just holes in her clothes. Her socks are so old you can count off each toe. They…

  • NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP

    Calvin is an honest and smart person. From the time he was schooling everybody in school used to make fun of him and does not respect him due to his unusual appearance in his body but there was a boy ‘Kelson’ clever and honest he never made fun of him or never cornered him they…

  • The Eleventh Puppet

    In the town where I was born, in a street just off the main one, lived and worked a puppeteer renowned for her skill. Her name, they tell me, was Malvina. Malvina was not a young woman any longer, having spent her youth learning her trade and honing her mastery. In her ripe age, however,…

  • Big Bad Wolf’s End

    Once upon A time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood, and she was delivering food to her grandma alongside her father, Mr. Hood. Her mother sent the two, because the grandma was sick, and needed company. Mr. Hood went with Little Red because he thought she was too young to go by…

  • The Cranberry Cruise

    Once upon a time, there was a man named Cranky Charlie who lived in Charleston. Cranky Charlie was always cranky because everything in his life began with the letter C. His wife was Cathy, their kids were Chase and Chelsey and the dog was Chuck. He lived in Charleston, California in the Crenshaw neighborhood. Now,…

  • Sam the Prankster

    “Sam, STOP!!!” Sam was a silly boy who lived in Savannah. He was silly because he wanted to outdo a comedian whose jokes are not funny at all, which was Kevin hart. Sam lived at home with his mom Suzie, and his dad Stan.He loved playing pranks on everyone in his 6th grade class. Everyone…

  • The Real Princess

    The Real Princess gingerly descended the delicate ladder, wincing at every backward step. “I’m absolutely shattered,” she said to the Lackey who had been looking up her nightie all the way from the towering topmost mattress to the richly carpeted floor. “How can anyone hope to sleep with a great lump in the bed? Look…

  • Adelaide

    Once upon a time a girl called Adelaide lived with her type-A middle-class parents in a hi-tech high-rise on the edge of a city. She was named Adelaide as she was such an ugly baby and her cosmopolitan parents both spoke French, in which language the word for ‘ugly’ is ‘laid’. As she grew up…